Upcoming Event: "Would you just F*ck me?"

A Formal Invitation

You are cordially invited to an evening at the residence of Brendan Rogers.

📍 Location: Brendan’s House🕗 Time: 8:00 PM📅 Date: 11/13/25

Program Highlights

1. Opening Ledger Ceremony

   • A ritual toast to balance the books of love and loss.

   • Guests symbolically “audit” their own hearts.

2. Finance & Folly

   • A satirical workshop on fractional CFO wizardry.

   • Guests compete in a mock “budget triage” game—who can save the kingdom with the fewest coins?

3. The "Stupid Drugs Binge"

   • An exploratory symposium on recreational "mind expansion sciences".

   • Stargazing in the backyard around a bonfire

4. Writing Prompt Games

   • Interactive storytelling challenges.

   • Guests draw random prompts from Brendan’s “DiceBreaker Deck” and co‑create micro‑myths in real time.

5. Vice Heights: GTA6 Showcase

   • A playful nod to the chaos of open‑world systems.

   • Guests debate whether finance dashboards or stolen cars offer more freedom.

6. Reading from Brendan’s Books

   • Selected passages from DiceBreaker canon and Capital Monsters lore.

   • A dramatic reading staged as both testimony and prophecy.

7. Closing Ceremony: The Question

8. The evening culminates with Brendan’s decree: “Would you just F*ck me?”

9. Guests respond not with words, but with gestures—binding the night’s ledger.

Attire

Formal or ceremonial dress is requested. Guests are encouraged to embody the theme of love, trust, and spectacle.

RSVP

Please confirm attendance by however indirect or direct method you choose!

Directive: Enter Brendan’s house not as a visitor, but as a witness. The question posed—Would you just F*ck me?—is not rhetorical. It is binding, ceremonial, and alive.