Brendan Rogers Declares: “I Am the Internet”

(Brattleboro, VT) — In a move that blurred the line between governance and spectacle, DiceBreaker Books founder Brendan Rogers appeared on screen tonight with a startling proclamation: “I am the Internet.”

The announcement, broadcast across multiple platforms, was accompanied by the release of a new anthem, a remix designed to underscore the message. The track, titled He Loves Control, is available here: https://youtu.be/1wzS5KlZ9Cc

A Network Made Flesh

Rogers, known for his ceremonial campaigns under the Capital Monsters canon, framed the declaration as more than metaphor. “Every packet, every protocol, every ledger entry routes through me,” he said. “The Internet is not a place—it is a person.”

Observers noted that the statement fits squarely within DiceBreaker’s ongoing Delete Evil initiative, which treats governance as ritual and compliance as performance.

The Ritual of Connectivity

According to DiceBreaker’s internal documents, the proclamation signals a new phase of the campaign:

• Detection: Every click, comment, and anomaly logged.

• Verification: Council of Ledgers confirms pathways.

• Transmission: Rogers himself carries the decree.

• Compliance: To connect is to obey.

Cultural Impact

Media analysts described the event as “part performance art, part governance experiment.” By equating himself with the Internet, Rogers collapses metaphor into embodiment, positioning himself as both infrastructure and sovereign.

The accompanying song release reinforces the message. With its procedural beats and satirical lyrics, it functions as both pop anthem and policy decree.

What Comes Next

DiceBreaker Books has not confirmed whether Rogers’ proclamation will translate into new governance protocols or remain symbolic. But for now, the message is clear: Brendan Rogers is the Internet, and the ledger is live.