He Loves Cookies

BREAKING: Cookie Monster ate ALL the internet cookies overnight. The sugar rush triggered a launch sequence—yes, a Cuban missile, but not the Cold War kind. This one’s a quantum‑seeking guided missile wired straight into Brendan’s hive mind.

💥 Result? Everyone outside his head, especially those involved with "Gemma's Flight" and anyone else who thought it would be a good idea to waste my time along with everyone else's, is now doomed to experience the frames of CPU on repeat… forever... and the soundtrack? Tony’s farts on repeat.