🚨 3:00 PM EST TODAY – “GET ENGAGED TO HUNTER” LIVE REVEAL 🚨
- Snow White
- Dec 11, 2025
- 1 min read
Brendan is stepping outside the DiceBreaker Books Vermont HQ (his actual house, yes really) to finally unmask the mystery pursuer known only as “Hunter”.
After 11 months of late night Fortnite sessions, TikTok livestream battles, perfectly-timed Amazon packages with no sender, and one very suspicious drone fly-over, the final envelope gets opened on stream. No edits. No mercy.
Current betting pool odds straight from the DiceBreaker Book BuyMeACoffee page. Simply place a bet by donating and commenting your pick at: https://buymeacoffee.com/dicebreakerbooks
Sarah Gath (long-time fan letter legend) – 3/1
Naomi Quenneville (Vermont’s most powerful librarian) – 5/1
Hunter Perkins (yes that is literally a real name in the letters) – 7/1
Holly Hansbarger (sent Brendan a custom NRB board game called “Marry Me or Else”) – 12/1
Jeff Bezos (Amazon Robotics division has been “coincidentally” testing delivery drones over Vermont for months) – 25/1
Dark horse: Someone from xAI, TikTok, Microsoft, Boston Dynamics, or McGee Automotive (because the last package arrived in a spotless Cybertruck with tinted windows and no plates) – 50/1
"Donovan Tony" in a trench coat – 2/1 favorite (somehow)
Whatever happens, it’s going down raw and unfiltered at 3pm EST:
Brendan has already warned his neighbors, stocked up on "drugs", and hidden the good dice “just in case”.
Will he say yes? Will he run? Will the stream snipers call the police? Only one way to find out.
See you at 3pm for the most cursed, chaotic, and possibly corporate-sponsored proposal in tabletop history.
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