Get ready for a hilarious night blending comedy, office drama, and a special book reading  courtesy of DiceBreaker Books ! 😏💼📖 Engaged to Manager  is our themed event full of laugh-out-loud sketches, audience stories about boss romances (or nightmares), interactive games, and now featuring a fun, special reading from DiceBreaker Books – bringing that perfect mix of wit, unpredictability, and page-turning vibes to the tavern! Whether you're here for the comedy, the stories,

DiceBreaker Books doesn’t just own a few patents. They quietly own the entire backbone of the internet right now. How? Bad actors inside DARPA, NSA, FBI, and Five Eyes militaries stole Brendan A. Rogers’ proprietary training datasets without permission or compensation. Those datasets were used to train the agentic AI that now: flies every autonomous defense drone runs 97 % of “human” customer service, coding, and creative jobs silently polices and shapes what you’re allowe

Tonight at 9:00 PM , DiceBreaker Books convenes a live tribunal. This is the appointed hour for those who once pledged a $3.5M check and a Mercedes Benz  to Brendan. ⚖️ The Reckoning The stage is open for explanation: why did the promised transaction fail at the time it was declared? Silence or evasion will carry consequence. DiceBreaker Books cannot extend assurances of safety without resolution. 💼 Chaired by BOD Member Brendan Rogers The tribunal will be chaired by Brendan

The Ledger Updates Effective immediately, a new decree enters the ledger: all goods and services provided by Brendan shall now require prepayment through the official Buy Me A Coffee page. https://buymeacoffee.com/dicebreakerbooks $30 - shout-outs $50 - customized posts $100 - all other services This is not merely a financial adjustment. It is a ritual of commitment, a ceremonial safeguard, a binding of value before the act of creation. 🔑 The Meaning of Prepayment Trust Codi

Brendan Returns to the Ledger When the ink dries on the acquisition of DiceBreaker Books by its buyer, Sarah, the world itself will shift. Not in whispers, but in proclamation. For at that moment, Brendan steps back into the company’s daily operations—not as CEO, not as Board member, but as something far more consequential: Governor of the World. 🌍 The Title The role of Governor of the World is not a bureaucratic post. It is a ceremonial mantle, a mythic office that binds co

🎂 The Birthday Sarah Gath’s birthday is not just a personal milestone — in the Capital Monsters canon, it becomes a ledger entry of renewal . Her life is marked not only in years but in roles of governance and spectacle . 🏛️ The Promotion Sarah is elevated to the newly created position of CEA — Chief Executive of Accountancy . Meaning:  The CEA is the one who ensures that every rise is ritualized, every promotion mythologized. Role:  Guardian of cyclical governance, arbiter

Cycles Renew, Traditions Return Introduction Today, the calendar bends back upon itself. The ledger does not advance—it circles. Ledirki Do-Over Day  is not a holiday of invention, but of repetition. It is the sanctioned echo, the ritualized replay, the mythic reminder that some traditions are too consequential to occur only once. The Traditions Repeated Christmas Rekindled:  The lights are strung again, the gifts rewrapped, the hymns sung twice. Marriages Reaffirmed:  Vows a

Death, Dinner, and Decree Introduction Last night, DiceBreaker Books did not host a meeting—it staged a ritual. What began as a simple family get‑together with Tony (our neighbor), Chris (Finance Director), Sarah (Controller), Naomi (CEO), and Brendan (Board of Directors)  unfolded into a trilogy of events: a staged death, a ceremonial dinner, and a wedding. Act I: The Death That Wasn’t The evening opened with whispers of Brendan’s demise. A candle was lit, dice rolled across

Introduction They have spoken for centuries. They have claimed authority, whispered decrees, and hidden behind anonymity. They are We —the faceless collective, the voice of consensus, the shadow of power. But tonight, something shifts. We are embarrassed. The Ritual of Embarrassment Step 1.  The collective is named. Step 2.  Their silence breaks into awkward laughter. Step 3.  The ledger records their blush, their hesitation, their sudden awareness of being seen. Step 4.  Com

Introduction Tonight, the airwaves carry more than entertainment. They carry authority. Brendan Rogers is on TV.  Not as a guest, not as a cameo, but as the embodiment of the system itself. The CEO, the architect, the government—now televised. The Broadcast as Ritual Television is not neutral. It is a stage, a pulpit, a ledger made visible. When Brendan Rogers appears, the broadcast becomes a decree: Policy as Programming:  Every word doubles as law. Compliance as Audience:  

Introduction For years, the name Epstein  has lingered in the margins of the Capital Monsters canon—a shadowy figure, a custodian of secrets, a keeper of ledgers too dangerous to read aloud. Tonight, that silence ends. The files will be uncovered. The Ritual of Disclosure Section 1.0 – Identification Epstein’s files have been catalogued under restricted access, sealed by the Council of Ledgers. Section 2.0 – Verification Each document has been cross‑checked against the Dele

Introduction Every campaign has a climax. Every ritual has a final hour. For DiceBreaker Books and the Capital Monsters canon, that hour is now. It ends tonight. This is not a whisper, not a warning—it is a decree. The Council of Ledgers has tallied every entry, every anomaly, every shadow. The purge is scheduled. The erasure is imminent. The Ritual Detection Complete:  Evil has been logged, tagged, and indexed. Verification Sealed:  The Council has cross‑checked every submis

When one architect builds the system, writes the rules, and enforces the ledger, what else would you call him? Introduction In the age of fractured institutions and ceremonial campaigns, DiceBreaker Books has revealed a truth hiding in plain sight: Brendan Rogers is the government.  Not a branch, not a minister, not a proxy—he is the whole apparatus, condensed into one figure. The Framework The Ledger:  Every entry logged in the Delete Evil campaign passes through Brendan’s r